So my roommate and I have been cleaning all day. Reason being is because our White Glove cleaning check is tomorrow afternoon. (And yes, I'm stalling cleaning by posting on my blog. What? Our vacuum is missing in action. Not that that's a bad thing cause it literally didn't suck anyways. I say "So" a lot, don't I.) And since the rest of our roommates don't have a days worth of experience cleaning, we are pretty much doing everything. Which is kind of comforting actually, because then we don't have to worry about failing because they suck at cleaning. Even if we did their cleaning for them, without a word of thanks or "No! That's my job!" Well whatever. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit, right? Or maybe that doesn't apply to these kind of situations. Maybe that's just for home cooked meals... Whatever! I think it works, so it works! :D
So (There it is again... do I even know any other story introducing words???), last night I was watching the first season of Cougar Town (Lame, I know), and my roommate is laying in her bed just a'chillin cause she isn't tired enough to fall asleep when another one of our anonymous roommates walks in and starts talking to my roomie about some guy I don't even know. So, of course, I turned of my left ear and used my ultra awesomely sensitive hearing to try and hear my computer without turning it up too much to disrupt the conversation going on right above me. But, as soon as my roomie so kindly invites me into the conversation (it was more like she was holding up a neon sign saying "SAVE ME FROM THIS POINTLESS AND SHALLOW CONVERSATION!!!") So of course I jumped right in and the subject almost immediately changed because, of course, Amber doesn't have real feelings about anything because she's too dumb to have an intelligent opinion. Well guess what sweetie, you didn't get into Provo either so you have no right to be judging me and being critical of my every move and opinion. At least I care about something other than getting a boyfriend. And yeah, you may know about international affairs and all, but guess what? I don't care enough to know about it. Just because that's what you're going to major in doesn't mean you have to flaunt your knowledge to any human with ears. Oh wait, any GIRL with ears. Guys don't care what comes out of your mouth. They're too busy with their mind being in the gutter. At least I know that and don't encourage it. Yeah you're playing dumb about these "comfortable" positions isn't getting anywhere with me honey. You're leading them on. Admit it. Just get over yourself, please? Nobody likes a little wannabe black chick that pops and locks it in her bedroom in front of the mirror to practice before going out and grinding all over the mormon boys that are all premi's. It's your type of girls fault that only 20 some odd percent of LDS guys go on missions.
Sorry, I'll get off my rant and vent soapbox now. That's probably not the best thing to be putting on the internet either... Oh well! I don't care! :D Anyways, in 6 days, I will be out of this frozen tundra (that's melting :D), and in a lesser frozen tundra :) Hey, I'm not complaining! Anywhere but Rexburg is fine with me! :D And then in a exactly 8 days, I will be boarding a flight back to good ol' Texas :D I can't wait to go home for the holidays!!! Even if it means coming back here afterwards. I'm happy with whatever I can get :D I'm thinking about getting a Texas flag to hang in my window up here :D I saw one in another dorm and I jumped and yelled with joy :D I want to make other people do that too :D
This is turning out to be a rather long post! Sorry or You're Welcome! Whichever you prefer! :D I will leave you now with a picture that made me laugh :D
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