Day 18: Sluffing...

First of all, welcome to my blog!!! This is the third blog I have started and hopefully it will last longer than the others! Just so you know, I am beginning at Day 18 instead of 1 because today is my 18th day of college (But if you wanna get real technical about it, I've been in college since June...)! If you wanna know why, that sucks 'cause I'm not gonna tell you! Ahahaha!!! :D
Now that formalities are out of the way, let's get down to business (to defeat, the huns). If you don't know what sluffing is than you probably didn't go to high school in utah. Which I don't blame you for. It sucks. If you're from the real world, you would call it ditching, skipping, some gangsta word that I don't know, etc. The reason I write about sluffing is because I just sluffed my first class (Yay me!!!). If you care enough to know why, keep reading. If you don't care, sucks for you.
So I got up this morning and was ready to go but my silly roommate, we'll call her deb, wanted to come with. But deb is the typical girl who loves to take time to get ready in the morning. She's a girl, it's not that unusual. But I had a class in 20 minutes and my stomach was beginning to go on a rampage through my nerves. So I went ahead and left, got my breakfast, and ate it in record time (2 minutes to eat a large fruit cup and drink an apple juice).
By the time I was done, my stomach was going on a rampage with a different mind set this time around. (By the way, my other roommate, we'll call her chi chi, is in my class that I sluffed, fyi, if you even cared to know that little tidbit). So here I am, sitting in the cafeteria, my stomach very angry with me for inhaling my food, and I am ready to blow technicolor chunks. Then here comes chi chi who informs me that we need to leave for class! Great! Now I have to multitask! But here's the good part (at least I think it's the good part), Chi chi didn't get to eat her food and decides that she doesn't want to attend class either! AHA! My stomach is happy with this exciting news! So we decide that since the class we don't want to attend actually grades based on attendance, we should at least go mark ourselves there so we won't get docked. So we did! That's right! We lied! MWAHahaha! We are going to Hell because we lied to the roll sheet..................................uh................... Oh well!
Now that you know my thuper duper exciting sluffing story, you are probably bored out of your mind........ Sucks for you! Ahahaha!!! Hey, I'm not the one who decided to waste my life reading someone else's life story, I'm just the author. No hate mail por favor. Although love letters are quite welcome :)
So if you enjoyed wasting your time reading about my all too exciting life, than you should read my next post! It's going to be about food! Or maybe school... OR OOOOH.... tattoos... (Yoda says: Amber, a rebel, you are.)